I never understood why people are adverse to expanding their vocabulary, and why they disparage those with a wider lexicon rather than learning from them. At any rate:
Stroking my glabrous chin, I feel a sensation of knismesis, indeed of horripilation along my arm. While pondering thoughts that descend on me stillatitiuosly, I fletcherize my Hamburger, and dip my nose in the barm. Postprandial calm takes possession of me. For a moment I'm all pandiculation. I take a few pursy steps, before velleity stops me. No doubt: the price I pay for pernoctation. Like the lippitude plaguing me. Suddenly, I cachinnate - at the faineant state I'm in.
And here's your chance to decipher my words:
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